Disclaimer! I'm fully aware of the fact that the following words may raise the ire of my fellow die-hard sports fanatical sisters. Like me, I'm sure you can stand toe-to-toe with you male counterparts. Consequently, you despise being grouped with the girlie girls who don't know a quarterback from a Quarter Pounder. Trust me, I get it. But, my experience and statistics show that the country is filled with women who abhor sports. These player-haters often nag and harass their men during game-time, thus, ruining perfectly dramatic buzzer-beaters. This blog is mostly for them...and the dudes who dare to love them. Having said that; if you read above, between and below the lines you'll find that there's a lil' sumthin' sumthin for everyone. So if you care to add some sizzle to your sports-lovingness, read on...
What's better than a hot chick? A hot chick who knows a sack isn't just a euphemism for bed or that a touchback doesn't refer to his hands on your booty! Ladies, becoming a sports fan is definitely sexy and has its advantages, even for the fair-weathered supporters. You know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em for two halves, four quarters or nine innings!"
Fellas, roll out the Astro Turf and invite your girl to watch a game with you. Yep, it's definitely sexy and has its advantages even if she's a neophyte or completely clueless. At first the game-time company may seem intrusive especially if she bombards you with a bunch of dumb questions. However, the joint viewing experience can be smoking!
Right now you're probably not connecting the dots, but by Thursday night it will all make sense. For basketball enthusiasts, that's the day that NBA Finals jump off. And it's the official beginning of the end. As with all basketball games, the Thursday night's bout will have a customary 15-minute intermission. Instead of picking up the Xbox or making a beer run, be adventurous and try something from my list of Ten Sexy Things to Do During Half-Time. I guarantee (though you won't receive money back in the unlikely even that you're dissatisfied) you'll kick your boys to the curb and engage in more unisex game-watching. Now enough stalling ladies and gentle; let the games begin!!
Ten Sexy Things to Do During Half-Time
- Play Twister: Come on, this is the sexiest 'innocent' game to ever hit the market! All that twisting, bending and intertwining can make for some good fore[after-the-game-is-over]play.
- Indulge in a Face-Painting Remix. Take turns being Picasso and find different parts of each other's body to artfully display your team allegiance.
- Play Dress-Up. Ask her to model your fav sports team paraphernalia wearing nothing but team spirit.
- Play Trivia Strip. Test her sports retention by asking 10 questions relating to the first half of the game. If you're lucky she'll be 0 in 10!
- Have a Smooch-Off. See if you can kiss for the entire 15 minutes without coming up for air. If you don't make it, record your time and try to beat it during the intermission of the next sporting event.
- Play Truth or Dare. Since no one ever opts to tell the truth, 15 minutes is long enough to dare her to do something memorable.
- Re-Enact the Juicy Food Scene from 9 1/2 Weeks and/or Have a Food Fight. Get re-acquainted or introduced (link below)to the combustible 9 1/2 Weeks scene with Alec Baldwin's BabyMama and Mickey Rourke. Then pull out your video phone and re-create the super hot vignette with your own spice. Throw in a good food fight and the temperature will surely start to rise. You'll never look at a bag of Doritos the same way again.
- Play a Lil' Woman on Man D. You post her up, she hands checks you, but alter the rules. On the court they play keep away, but in your game you want her to get the ball.
- Have Sex. You thunk it, I said it. According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the optimal length of time for sexual intercourse is 3 to 13 minutes. So even if you go to distance, you'll still have two minutes left to replenish game snacks.
- Create Your Own List. Hopefully you've been inspired to draft your own tantalizing half-time antics. Play yo game right and you'll become a first-ballot Hall of Famer!
See, what did I tell ya? Smoking!! Most of the suggested activities are intended to be sampled during half-time, but just like a good P90X move you can modify and also engage in the fun during timeouts.
This is a group effort, so if you employ #10 on the list before, during or after the first NBA Finals Game, don't be stingy! Share with the people so we can all bring sexy back to our game-watching experiences!
Enjoy the game...and Love Responsibly!
Watch the Sexy Food Scene from 9 1/2 Weeks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7exc8b4nzOo&feature=player_embedded##
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